Elixir of Coke

[Sunday September 2nd]
The other day when I stopped at Tesco's for stamps, I found a couple of interesting cans of Coca-Cola. Where do I begin...

In the far off Kingdom of Azeroth, there lies a region called Khaz Modan, home of the Dwarves. After the Guilded Age and the Third War, a peaceful lull emerged. The Dwarves, having honed their blacksmithing skills to weapons and armor, expanded their skills. After having to venture far and wide to fight against the Horde, a need arose for portable containers that were not as fragile as the common and time trusted Vials. A new way to carry the Gnomish Elixir of Coke was needed. The Dawn of the Coke can had come! The early cans were crude but soon a more advanced form emerged. Artisans were enlisted to decorate the 'cans'. Soon the cans were being sent to the front lines and used Stamina Boosts and Rest Bonuses. Eventually, pictographs of the enemy were emblazed onto the cans. Now these cans are only found as mere relics, a snapshot of time long lost. A time where pull-tabs were used, and the elixir came in a mere 355mL container.

Cherish the rare photos, as these may be the only known photos of such a grand relic.
-Terry, NaugrimOhtar (Elvish for Dwarven Warrior)